Australian Politics & Current Affairs
The public health lobby are outraged that hospitalisations and death still occur, despite their recent success in banning everything, ever.
Gordian Fulde, the Director of St Vincent’s Hospital emergency ward, demands action. “We’re now left with no choice but to ban hospitals”, he told The Fair Call earlier today. “There’s no denying the evidence. Our data shows that 100% of people who are hospitalised are entering these venues. Some of them are already injured before they even walk through the door”.
Even more concerning are death rates per capita – recent evidence shows an eventual fatality rate of 100% for every Australian. This has come in spite of the public healthy lobby’s tiresome efforts to regulate death out of existence.
“We’ve tried everything, but people are still dying at roughly 100,000 per 100,000 people” said Mr Fulde, who wants to see a blanket ban on death throughout the country. “This is a national disgrace – death needs to go. Besides, after we close the hospitals, we’ve got nothing left to ban”.
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